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Major Crimes/The Closer fic: To do it again, Fritz/Sharon

Title: To do it again
Fandom: The Closer
Author: Margot Grissom
Pairing: Fritz/Sharon (one mention of Brenda/Fritz)
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: ~ 2300
Warnings: Light BSDM, no spoilers
Summary: Fritz, Sharon, handcuffs. Complete and utter PWP.
Disclaimer: This is just the flawed product of a deranged mind. The characters aren't mine. You'd know if they were.
A/N: A writing exercise on the prompt: handcuffs, Fritz/Sharon by

surena_13, who is ever so indulgent and supportive.

( Not yet. )

Current Mood: tired
Current Music: Perception 1x07

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Major Crimes double-drabbles

Title: The old-fashioned way
Fandom: Major Crimes
Author: Margot Grissom
Pairing: Sharon/you'll see
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 200
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Just the flawed product of a deranged mind. The characters aren't mine. You'd notice if they were.
A/N: A little writing exercise gone... weird.

surena_13 encouraged me. Blame her.

( Clicky )

Title: Reasons
Fandom: Major Crimes
Author: Margot Grissom
Pairing: Fritz/Sharon
Rating: PG-13 (ish)
Wordcount: 200
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Just the flawed product of a deranged mind. The characters aren't mine. You'd notice if they were.
A/N: A little writing exercise gone... weird.

surena_13 encouraged me. Blame her.

( Clicky )

Current Mood: anxious
Current Location: my desk
Current Music: 'Starbuck Disappears' - Battlestar Galactica OST

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Closer fic: Stone in my hand (Fritz/Sharon)

Title: Stone in my hand
Fandom: The Closer
Author: Margot Grissom
Pairing: Fritz/Sharon (mention of Brenda/Fritz and Brenda/Sharon)
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: ~ 2500
Warnings: Rough sex (dub-con if you squint... a lot), minor spoilers up till mid-season 7
Summary: An unexpected visit, an argument, angry!sex. There's not much more to it really.
Disclaimer: This is just the flawed product of a deranged mind. The characters aren't mine. You'd know if they were.
A/N: Birthday fic of wrong for the lovely featherpluckn. Huge thanks go to

calicat29 for the beta and general awesomeness.

( I have eyes, Captain )

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writer's block

Writer's Block: Daylight Saving Time

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Reading smut and surfing the net, obviously. What else?

Current Mood: indescribable
Current Location: my coffin
Current Music: 'Venus as a boy' - Björk

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"The important thing is not the object of love, but the emotion itself." ~ Gore Vidal

Copied from

extreme_queen's journal:

*I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

*I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

*I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

*I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

*We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

*I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

*I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

*I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

*I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

*We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

*I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

*I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

*I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

*I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

*I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

*I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

*I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

*I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

*I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

*I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

~ ~ ~

Re-post this if you believe homophobia/transphobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

~ ~ ~

Current Mood: tired
Current Location: my crypt
Current Music: none

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lj friends

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday,

sacred_sarcasm! I hope you're having a fabulous day!

Current Mood: contemplative
Current Location: my coffin
Current Music: none

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meme

"We had to get rid of the kid, the cat was allergic."

Meme snatched from

extreme_queen and

urawrd:

Comment with:

1. One secret.
2. One compliment.
3. One non-compliment.
4. One love note, but it does not have to be for me.
5. Lyrics to a song.
6. How old you are.
7. How long we've been friends.
8. And a hint to who you are.

Current Mood: hot
Current Location: my coffin
Current Music: the sound of the fan

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friends

Happy birthday, Trace!

Happy Birthday

timberwolfoz !!!

Current Mood: creative
Current Location: my desk
Current Music: 'Big Gun' - ACDC

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lj friends

They grow up so fast...

I hope you're having a great day,

cryforthemoon!

Current Mood: nauseated
Current Location: my crypt
Current Music: none

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Ranty ranty rant rant rant

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There can be only one:

The Great Harry Potter Meltdown of 2005

Each time I read this, I'm equally baffled and amused.

Current Mood: calm
Current Location: the office
Current Music: none

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meme

Meme

Since I didn't do this the last time it went around...

Leave me an anonymous comment on anything, anything at all. Tell me your stories, your secrets, those things no one ever asks but you wish to tell. Tell me about your love, your hate, your indifference, your joy. Tell me what you really think about me, my journal, my lj presence or my fic. Anything.

IP logging is off. Speak honestly. Post as many times as you like.

I checked, anonymous commenting actually works.

Current Mood: dorky
Current Location: home
Current Music: 'Under the boardwalk' - Bruce Willis

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Random post iz random

1. Checking out restaurants for the upcoming holiday with your Beloved can be rather time-consuming if one of you is gluten-intolerant and loves spicy food, while the other's a vegan who's not too fond of various vegetables and spices.

2. Methinks I need to go clothes shopping before I leave for Australia. If I lose another couple of pounds I'll be able to hula-hoop myself out of my trousers.

3. Mmmmm... coffee.

4. Anyone ever tried cappuccino flavoured lube?

5. Guild of Motor Endurance, what's your fucking problem with putting up the results?

Current Mood: tired
Current Location: home
Current Music: Movie: Black Sheep

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dear diary

It has returned

I'm baaaaack!

The seminar was actually pretty good fun, but we all agreed that even after two days of 'Team Player' I'm anything but. Though someone said to me that I might wanna consider working in sales, as I apparently can ~~scare~~ talk people into anything. I'm not sure that was a compliment.

Also, the seminars and accommodation are no longer in the scary old hotel in the middle of bloody nowhere. *pouts* Granted, it was a bit like you were suddenly in 'The Shining', but once you got used to that, it had a certain creepy charm.

And I might have banged up the rental car a bit. Oops.

How is everyone?

Current Mood: thirsty
Current Location: home
Current Music: none

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the internet is (not only) for porn

Hussein Osama

For everyone who's more or less interested in the upcoming US presidential election and everyone who just likes a good laugh.

Brought to you by my second favourite Australian, Hughsnews.

Current Mood: giddy
Current Location: the office
Current Music: none

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dear diary

Home of the Monaro VXR, here I come!

*snoopydances*

My flights are booked, payed and confirmed. I have a shiny new passport including a shiny 'only a mother could love that' picture. I have... uhm, I'm working on the travel insurance. And I need to buy a suitcase. But anyway.

The living dead girl is going to Australia in November! :D

m_l_h, any tips for me?

Not only will that be my first holiday outside of Europe and the UK but also my first long distance flight. Could be interesting.

Current Mood: okay
Current Location: my desk
Current Music: QI - 4x06

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not-my-fault-jc-has-such-a-fit-wife

Community Pimping

Feel free to call me a complete lunatic but I've made a comm for the lovely Francie Clarkson.

It can be found here - >

ms_clarkson

Have fun!

Current Mood: discontent
Current Location: my desk
Current Music: 'The devil is a loser' - Lordi

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Wanna see the living dead girl? (poll)

[Poll #1052487]

Current Mood: bouncy
Current Location: my sofa
Current Music: 'Blood Red Sandman' - Lordi

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dear diary

They prayed to the heavens above that I would never ever come back

Dear F'list,

I'm off to the woods now, coming back on Tuesday evening. With some luck I might even refrain from slaughtering people with an axe while I'm there.

Now, be good girls!

Bye

Current Mood: indescribable
Current Location: my sofa
Current Music: 'Lamb' - Gorecki

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meme

Riona should be shot for the good of all (meme)

Meme from

rionaleonhart

I actually seriously want 'posting pictures of inappropriate people in technicolor dreamcoats with no explanation' to become a meme now. WILL YOU HELP ME ACHIEVE MY DREAM?

( While you're at it, shot Margot as well )

Current Mood: blah
Current Location: the office
Current Music: none

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dear diary

When hell is full, the dead shall walk the earth

Hm, random nose bleeds. Haven't had those in a while.

It's rather annoying, but quite spectacular and entertains the colleagues.

I reckon it would be even more entertaining if I start staggering around, moaning, and wailing 'BRAAAAAAAAIIIIINS!!!' every now and then. I shall do that next time the blood suddenly starts dripping down my face.