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1. Checking out restaurants for the upcoming holiday with your Beloved can be rather time-consuming if one of you is gluten-intolerant and loves spicy food, while the other's a vegan who's not too fond of various vegetables and spices.

2. Methinks I need to go clothes shopping before I leave for Australia. If I lose another couple of pounds I'll be able to hula-hoop myself out of my trousers.

3. Mmmmm... coffee.

4. Anyone ever tried cappuccino flavoured lube?

5. Guild of Motor Endurance, what's your fucking problem with putting up the results?